Jennifer Garner birthed another baby

Jennifer Garner popped out another baby girl Tuesday afternoon. This is her and husband Ben Affleck’s second daughter. Their first, Violet, was born in December 2005. No further information was given, but considering what they named their first daughter, history dictates this one will be named either Hot Pink, Fuschia or Katy. Also, no word on whether or not she was born with an extra appendage or a tail but the general consensus is that it would be pretty freakin’ sweet if she was.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

I guess since her cooter is out of service for a few weeks Ben will be sticking it in her pooper.