Jennifer Lopez is a bad liar
Jennifer Lopez was without her wedding ring again for the red carpet of the Golden Globes. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Naturally, there’s a perfect reasonable explanation. Lopez told In Touch via NYDN:
“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress.”
Well, duh. Wearing a $1 million 8.2 carat platinum engagement ring to the Golden Globes when you have gold on is clearly a fashion faux pas.
NYDN notes that it doesn’t explain why she didn’t wear it for the premiere of Benjamin Button when she wore white or why she had it on last time she wore gold jewelery.
A more reasonable explanation is that Jennifer Lopez is getting divorced and she’s a lying asshat. Also, she’s a fatty. Probably doesn’t even fit around her pudgy little finger anymore.
Yeah, but I’m sure if you slap her ass while poking her brown-eye she’ll still swear like a $2 whore.
Okay, I agree with everything you said. HOWEVER, she is NOT fat. I think she has always maintained her weight. Its not easy when you are curvy.
I believe her. And she’s not fat!! But saying that ‘is not an option’ isn’t it a little suspicious? An option for what?=
SHE’S a Porker! Fat chicks love anal too! Thier assholes are so loose from having eaten so much food….it feels like a meal in reverse to them
Also they have no self respect….therefore you can call them names while you poke them in the turd squirter and spit on their backs.
Something like: “you fat pork rind eating hog, you want me to fist your loose cornhole?”
i hope they are not getting divorced! i hope she was telling the truth
yea she lookes a bit fatter. i mean shes always been plump.. but man if she had kids she will blow up like a balloon