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Jeremy Piven is an asshole

Jeremy Piven does Page Six

Page Six Magazine via PEOPLE said Jeremy Piven was a grade A asshole during a photo shoot meant to promote his play Speed the Plow. This was before he claimed to have contracted mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi.

“This isn’t my first time on the merry-go-round,” he said when asked to pose for a traditional head-shot. “You want mediocre? I can give you mediocre.” His pose? A DMV-worthy grin.

But, as you can see here, Piven didn’t want to give mediocre a little later. He popped his collar, and “letting out a guttural moan,” ripped the sleeves off a $350 Giorgio Armani shirt, the mag reports. (result above)

Bravo, Jeremy Piven. You’ve earned the title of the biggest dick in the world. You must want your prize. Here it is. Two scoops of “die in a fire” with a side of “being extinguished with a bat.” Bon appetit.

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Rougelatete
Rougelatete
11 years ago

The only thing stupid here is that a white, button-down shirt is priced at $350.

NativeNYker
11 years ago

It seems everything Piven does now will get twisted into something negative. So he didnt want to finish his contract. It’s not like they didn’t get even more press out of it than they were getting b4! They should be thanking him! & I’ll gladly be the judge of whether he is the biggest dick…

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Matthew
Matthew
11 years ago

Jeremy Piven is mediocrity at it’s…best,…worst… Ah he just bites. He’s a lucky untalented hairpiece.

alex reager
alex reager
11 years ago

That’s what makes the internet great…anonymous jackasses calling Jeremy Piven a “lucky untalented hairpiece.”

He’s very talented and if the public knew 1/100th of the diva bullshit in Hollywood and on Broadway, this would look even more insignificant. Ooooo a Page Six magazine source said…

And where does anyone in the actual article insinuate that he was an a-hole?

Matthew
Matthew
11 years ago

Page Six Magazine via PEOPLE said Jeremy Piven was a grade A asshole during a photo shoot meant to promote his play Speed the Plow. This was before he claimed to have contracted mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi. Right there it is Alex. Besides I’ve never liked him. I am allowed not to be a fan.

alex
10 years ago

I agree! He ‘s a BIg asshole. What he did in WWE RAW to John Cena is unforgivable, Jeremy sucks!!!

Saboreame
Saboreame
9 years ago

He’s just HOT!!!

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