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Jessica Alba went to a nail salon

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Jessica Alba is either:

A) Getting the world’s greatest massage
B) Having her soul sucked out of her body
C) Attempting to seduce me

Choose wisely. This counts for 50% of your grade. Write-in answers will be accepted on a case-by-case basis.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

the most obvious answer…

Zombie BJ mouth!!!!

And that’s something you don’t want to mess with.

john
john
11 years ago

omg im only 17 but i wood fuk the s**t out of her! i wood do anythng to lick her sexy body and legs for 10 hours! i masturbated to her 9 times to her today! a record! i counted (and 1 orgasm to jessica beil) thats 10 orgasms in 3 hours and 4 minutes.! 1 orgasm every 10 minutes. but hey i am horny and young. i got to to …….something.. hahahahah i want her to suk all my 4 inches someday!

Lucifer
Lucifer
11 years ago

B) Having her soul sucked out of her body.

How cute…you actually think she still has her soul? Mu-hahahahahaha! I took her soul years ago when she wanted to be an “actor”! These artsy types are so easy…every one of them wants to believe they are different from the “herd”! They just don’t get it…you humans are all the same, every stinking last one of you! BTW; someone asked her what she thought of religion, and a second later she stuck her finger in her mouth…

Mulder
Mulder
11 years ago

You would think she can do better than a $2 tip!!!!??????

Mogan Anderson
Mogan Anderson
11 years ago

I will f**k her upside down, pop her bellybutton in and out, peanut vibrator in her butt hole and that’s the mouth shape she will show.

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