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Jessica Biel is blurry, in a bikini, has a sham relationship?

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A few shots of Jessica Biel in a bikini with her boyfriend Justin Timberlake in Mexico recently found their way onto the web. You can barely make out Jessica and there are only a couple of good shots of her ass. You could stare at an out of focus picture of a dog and it’d be about the same level of eroticism.

Not to leave you empty handed however, here’s something to mull over. Someone sent an email saying close friends of Justin Timberlake claim he and Jessica plan to breakup around Christmas of this year (’09) or January of next year (’10) and that the only reason they are together is because of Jessica Biel’s failing career. [If you couldn’t figure it out, this story is not true and just something someone sent in via e-mail.]

Uh huh, sure. I have my doubts. It’s January right now. Going off of this rumor, that means for the whole year, they’ll have to stay together as part of a crazy business arrangement. Sounds ridiculous and pretty retarded. But then again, celebrities are just that. Besides, Jessica’s career isn’t failing. She has the Crash rip-off Powder Blue coming out this year along with Nailed, a film about a woman with a nail lodged in her head who falls in love with a young senat… oooh.

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julie
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julie

hmm maybe this person is on to something. in hollywood, i wouldnt be surprised.

oh and powder blue and nailed are both going straight to dvd..LOL. so i hear

discoball84
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discoball84

wait, i heard this before? it dont make sense but oh well

dlistedchick
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dlistedchick

i believe this, she is a dlist actress riding on her A-list boyfriend coattails. so whats not to believe? she is not the first to have done this and she is definetly not the last.

the naiveness of people is amusing to me

karma
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“Uh huh, sure. I have my doubts. It’s January right now. Going off of this rumor, that means for the whole year, they’ll have to stay together as part of a crazy business arrangement. Sounds ridiculous and pretty retarded”

never say never, it will be soo funny if this person was right too LMAO.

justsayin'
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justsayin'

Jessica Biel, right? “A few shots of Jessica Alba [sic] in a bikini with her boyfriend Justin Timberlake in Mexico recently found their way onto the web.” Might wanna fix that.

Maria
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It is a showmance! Jessica and her PR Team have always tipped off the paparazzi, give fake stories to tabloids and press, and more famewhoring actions. Jessica biggest claim to fame (besides Justin) was 7Th heaven. She’s still desperately trying to break out of that and the tv girl image and role, into an A-List status. She’s been famewhoring for years to do so. Yet, her BIG break has yet to happen. Her career is failing. Either you hear or read about her so-call hot body or her “romance” with Justin. Other than that, nobody gives a hell about her.… Read more »

capt. cornhole
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capt. cornhole

actually, her biggest claim to fame is that I jerked off to her ass while watching Stealth at the drive-in.

I got cum on the car seats too.

capt. cornhole
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capt. cornhole

using my hands to split that fat sexy ass and poking my snout and tongue into her brown-eye…..Better than Thanksgiving dinner.

marissa
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marissa

he seem more into her, than she is to him.

so um who cares?

okiedokie
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okiedokie

i swear biel is a dude

KnownIt
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How refreshing! This story is 100% true and has been since the start of their well-timed ‘relationship’. Her ‘people’ hooked him into a contract right on the heels of his ending one with Diaz. It had allowed him to conduct his private life in private while satisfying professional obligations of creating tabloid interest in his ‘personal life’. Plus Biel’s ‘career’ gets a much-needed boost. Her people sold her to him, promising that she was like a flower, ready to bloom and he / his career would bask in the glory by her side when it happens. HA! That’s just how… Read more »

lisa
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lisa

^ this sounds right on

joe_h
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joe_h

This is a late post, but I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off at the person who claimed Justin Timberlake as an A-list celeb. Justin Timberlake is lucky if he even gets mentioned anywhere close to B-list.

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