Jenny McCarthy doesn’t look too shabby for 36. Jim Carrey, however, looks like his face is melting. All those years of making funny expressions have taken its toll. He’s molded it in such crazy ways that it no longer knows its original form. I don’t want this happening to me. That’s why I have decided to remain expressionless for the rest of my life. Which should make sex very awkward and serial killer-y. But on the bright side, no wrinkles!
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