Katy Perry and Travis McCoy are over

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have split. Right before the new year. Katy soldiered on by partying her ass off at Gridlock New Year’s Eve and wished everyone a “Happy fucking New Year.” Meanwhile, Travis got all emotional on his blog.

“We fight every night, now that’s not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you’re ten,” the 27-year-old writes.

“My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess the best looking girl in the whole U.S.,” the blog continued, “…it seems like just two years back when we were bonded and not pierced, but now I keep itchin’ to jet.”

“My Laptop is my new bitch. LOYAL. LISTENS. and NEVER LET’S ME DOWN.”

There were rumors earlier that the two had become engaged, but those were quickly shot down by Katy Perry herself. Now it seems everything’s over. Just as well. I don’t know who this Travis character thinks he, but he has no right hogging Katy all to himself. According to those bikini shots of her in Mexico, Katy has a fantastic rack and should be with me. All the women that I’ve released alive say I’m amazing in every way. Take it from them. They have no reason to lie.

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15 years ago

Good! She can do a lot better than that friggin’ LOSER!

Place the “N” word wherever you want to!! WORD!

15 years ago
Reply to  Katy_Naty

F**k you Katy_Naty you fucking racist!!!