Fleshbot was sent a photo of Katy Perry allegedly taking a nude self-portrait of herself. There’s no confirmation that it’s really her and the face looks nothing like her and my brain tells me it’s not her, but my penis is getting really excited and shouting “Tits! Tits! Vagina!” so, I’m going to have to go with him on this one and say it is Katy Perry. My penis is very convincing. The very NSFW photo is here.
(For the record. I’m not convinced it’s her, but “tits ahoy” as they say.)
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