Kelly Osbourne back to rehab

Kelly Osbourne has entered rehab for the second (third, fourth?) time to treat whatever addiction she’s suffering from. Experts believe it’s related to food and the shoveling of it in her mouth. Sharon Osbourne confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is in a facility outside of the L.A. area alluding to the fact that it’s only slightly less cushy than the ones inside the L.A. area. Probably doesn’t even have a 108 inch plasma.

Sharon added, “What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it.”

Rehab for celebrities is great. A 30 day getaway from a life of doing nothing. It must be hard walking aimlessly around town day in and day out. So hard that one has to turn to drugs and or alcohol for an escape. Kelly will be the first to tell you. Not everyone is able to do what she does which is wave to the paparazzi every day. It’s a tough job. Eventually her arms get tired and she has to go to plan B: smile and violently shake her body forcing her limp wrist to wave from the hip. Genius. Most people don’t even have a plan B!

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

I’d pay to see that dog of hers mount her and while it was pumping away on her ass for Ozzy to be singing Bark at the Moon.

15 years ago

Sharon meant that the family are standing behind her in that picture. Just can’t fucking see any of them.