Despite earlier denials via MySpace by Lindsay Lohan, TMZ insists she and Samantha Ronson have split. Today they’re going into more detail and report that Lindsay moved out of Sam’s place and is living with her manager, Jen.
There could be a myriad of reasons for this break-up, but I think the main one is Lindsay was using too big of a strap-on. You gotta ease Sam into it. You can’t just go straight into that 9-incher. Rookie mistake.
I don’t know what’s up with my network today so if I’m gone for long periods of time, that’s just me choking my modem.
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