Lindsay Lohan cutting, dieting

Not only are friends worried about Lindsay Lohan’s recent gaunt figure, but they are also concerned that the stress of her relationship with Samantha Ronson has caused her to begin cutting again.

“The marks looked really red and sore. She tried to hide them under a long-sleeved shirt but when she lifted up her arm to show someone a picture on her mobile phone you could see the lines on her arm.”

These recent photos show a waif-ish Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York with her mother and sister. The Daily Mail explains the rapid weight loss is from the diet drink, VPX RedLine Fat Incinerator. What The Daily Mail doesn’t explain is how that gigantic rack of Lindsay’s isn’t toppling her over. It’s like two bowling balls hanging on a coat rack.

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Herman Bumfudle
15 years ago

omg!!! come here. sit on daddy’s lap and tell me all about it. oh yeh, it’s all right if you wiggle a little bit, but not to much. you don’t want to make daddy scream in pleasure.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

The weight loss is more than likely from being fisted by Golem (Sammy). She’s moved on from fisting her twat to fisting her cornhole. As a result, there Lindsay doesn’t have time to digest yesterdays cob salad before the liquid remains come squirting out of her pooper.

Kinda hot really, seeing Golem getting a face full of liquid-cob-salad-s**t. Mmmmm yummy, ~now back to lunch~

15 years ago
Reply to  capt. cornhole

tmi dude.