Madonna takes David to Kabbalah

Madonna has won temporary custody of her kids and will be allowed to take them out of Britain. Rocco, David and Lourdes are all expected to move to New York permanently.

“Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks.

“Everything is going well. It’s pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing.”

Sucks for the kids. Now they have to see this monster every day. Madonna probably walks around her house in skintight Lycra. Every time they invite friends over, they’ll be required by law to issue a coupon for a year’s worth of free therapy.

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