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Mariah Carey won’t stand for this

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Mariah Carey may have been given the honor to perform for the president of the United States at the Neighborhood Ball, but that didn’t stop her from whining.

Mariah was “furious” at the seating arrangements. She thought she would be sitting right next to the Obamas. Turns out she had to sit with the other losers in the VIP area.

“Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”

I hope Obama’s staff knows what they’ve done. Hell hath no fury like a Mariah Carey scorned. She’s likely to unleash her unholy Hello Kitty army on them. Wait until they’re mercilessly beaten by thousands of fictional Japanese cats. Then maybe next time they’ll think twice about not sitting her next to the Obamas.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

If I were obama, I’d get me some of that!

hell I’d eat the peanuts out of a mile of her s**t just to lick her ass clean.

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