Marisa Miller’s bikini malfunctioned

The big news of the day is Marisa Miller did a bikini photo shoot at the beach and when she hopped into the ocean to take a swim, her top buckled under the pressure of her breasts. Bad news for Victoria’s Secret because now every girl with big tits knows that VS bikinis won’t be able to contain their amazing rack. Good news for me because now 70% less girls with big tits will be wearing bikinis. It’s true what they say. One man’s horrible misfortune is another man’s masturbatory gain. More after the jump.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

I’m quite certian with a small amount of effort I could make her poop chute malfunction.

It would involve a rubber glove and some crisco.