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Jessica Simpson performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida on Sunday. Her new best friends Pillsbury and Sara Lee were there to cheer her on.

Later in the day, she took first place in the pie eating contest. When they awarded Jessica the blue ribbon, Jessica looked up with her cherry-stained mouth and asked, “What contest?”

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

I’m sad when looking at these pics! No shots of her plump ass. Which I’d like to lick. Then slide my hog into.
It’s a toss up really. To pork her cornhole, or let her use that monster cock-sucker to work over your johnson.

If my cock was that microphone she’d have looked like a bukake vixen.

Stacey
12 years ago

Oh man, was the pie eating contest joke that obvious? Then again, how can you look at these photos and not make a pie eating contest joke. It’s like having bubble wrap and not even popping any of it.

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