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Pamela Anderson has kids, right? *Checks Wikipedia* Yea, she does. Two in fact. So why is it that every photo I see of her it’s of her partying? And why is it that she’s almost always so drunk that her eyes have rolled into the back of her head like a damn demon. You’d think that time would be better spent with her children during their formative years. Pretty soon her kids will be all grown up and telling their teachers that, no, they’ve never heard of Hansel & Gretel before, but they have heard the one about the evil casting director that wouldn’t hire the beautiful princess even after she gave him the world’s greatest bj.

Anyway, here’s Pamela Anderson partying at Primal in Atlanta last Saturday. I was sent these via e-mail. Twice. I took it that meant they really wanted me to post it. A word of advice though. Try not to send these kind of photos so early in the morning. For about an hour after opening this, I thought I hadn’t actually woken up and was having a nightmare. I tried pinching my nipples to wake myself up, but all that did was turn me on.

More scariness after the jump.

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