Brad Pitt showed up for a photocall in Paris for the Oscar nominated Benjamin Button and he forgot to zip up his pants. How embarrassing. Brad must suffer from the same condition I do. Big penisitis. If you can’t figure it out, it’s when you have a hard time zipping up your pants because you have a huge penis. It’s a stigma me, and apparently Brad Pitt, have had to live with our whole lives. The one good thing about it is my dick can double as a whiffleball bat. Pick-up game, anyone?
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