Rumer Willis admits that before her mom, Demi Moore, started banging Ashton Kutcher, she “had the hots” for him and even had his posters on her wall. Rumer says she eventually “got over the strangeness” and accepted that her masturbatory fantasy was about to become her stepdad.
That’s really good news. Now when Ashton catches Rumer sneaking into his bedroom to cut a lock of his hair, it’ll be awkward for only one person.
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