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Shauna Sand really loves the beach

When I think of what might have happened in Shauna Sand’s plastic surgeon’s office, I imagine her with sparkles in her eyes begging him to, “Make me beautiful, doc” and the doctor, turning around in his high-back leather chair to reveal a pair of crossed-eyes, goofily replying, “Will do!,” and hurriedly strapping her to a table and haphazardly jabbing her perfectly normal body with silicone-filled needles.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

MMMMM I would love to lick her gleaming pink turd cutter! Fresh from the Dr’s office and raw from her latest anal-bleaching treatment.
Dr. Cornhole would give her the follow up my patented chapped chitlens treatment!

BTW: a hint of her well used moose-knuckles in shot #10.
I knock another one out…but the ol’ hog is getting sore today!

chewy
chewy
12 years ago

i’m impressed that she’s old, but not wrinkly.

emmm
emmm
12 years ago

I don’t know what looks worse… her boobs or her lips!

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