You know you’re drunk when you walk out of a club and your eyes don’t even line up right. If Sienna Miller’s eyes were open, it’d probably look like they were trying to escape out the side of her face. The guy next to her probably didn’t mind being her leaning post though. 9 out of 10 date rapists agree. This is the perfect time to take a girl home.
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