The Jonas Brothers have tightened security after underwear bandits have taken to stealing boxers from their dressing rooms and leaving notes that read, “Your undies are safe with us. … The Undie Snatchers!”
This would be cooler if the boxers ended up on eBay. That way I can buy them and put them into my collection. Uh, I mean. I can burn them. Yea. With fire and shit. Heh heh. Nothing to see here.
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