Someone’s stealing the Jonas Brothers’ underwear

The Jonas Brothers in Mexico City

The Jonas Brothers have tightened security after underwear bandits have taken to stealing boxers from their dressing rooms and leaving notes that read, “Your undies are safe with us. … The Undie Snatchers!”

This would be cooler if the boxers ended up on eBay. That way I can buy them and put them into my collection. Uh, I mean. I can burn them. Yea. With fire and shit. Heh heh. Nothing to see here.

  • Perez Hilton’s mother was born with a dick. I am calling them both faggots and GLAAD can kiss my ass as they’re militant bugchasers. Bitch when someone calls a shemale an it as they are politically correct pussies who take the fun out of Conservatives who use the power insults. I am not apologizing for using the word faggot or shemale because shims are not true males or females (as in male-to-female tranny are still fucking male. They turn straight men into faggots. A female-to-male tranny can still get knocked up like a biological female. Homosexuality and lesbianism along with transsexuals are fucking disgusting to me. As a straight man and a Christian I need to speak out against the goddamn perversion known as marriage blasphemy aka fag “marriage.”)

    • Mary SanGiovanni

      Ahhh, Nicky. Still a disgusting piece of mentally aberrant scraped-off genetic waste, I see.

    • BrianKeene

      Dear Hurricane Irma. Please visit Nicky in Florida. Thanks! The Internet

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