Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen aren’t engaged

First, TMZ reported that supermodel Gisele Bundchen accepted Tom Brady’s proposal of marriage aboard a private jet. Then, a little over a week ago, PEOPLE reported that Tom and Gisele were engaged for real this time after Tom proposed to Gisele with a diamond solitaire. Today in this never ending saga, Gisele denies the engagement rumors.

I don’t know how people are so creative,” said Gi, who was back home in Brazil for Sao Paulo Fashion Week. “First they said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date.

“Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there’s a new rumor, that he proposed to me on last Friday. I wasn’t even there, how can that be true?”

Great. Here I am just about to hide in my “Happy engagement, Gisele” Trojan horse cake that I painstakingly worked on for the past week and was about to have delivered to her house. Now she’s not even getting married. Don’t I look like an idiot.