Gisele Bundchen Tom Brady

Tom Brady impregnated his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, but that didn’t stop him from dumping her and hooking up with Gisele Bundchen. Anyway, Tom Brady proposed to Gisele over the weekend giving her a diamond solitaire and of course she said yes because girls love shiny things. Sources say they’re planning a spring wedding.

“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by B√ľndchen and her closest friends this week.

“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.

Right. A huge fashionista event. Sounds like Tom Brady is a huge homo. Granted, I don’t even know what a fashionista event is and, sure, Tom bangs supermodels and dumps them when they’re pregnant to move on to his next supermodel and repeats this ad nauseam but… Hold on. I forgot where I was going with this.