Tom Brady impregnated his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, but that didn’t stop him from dumping her and hooking up with Gisele Bundchen. Anyway, Tom Brady proposed to Gisele over the weekend giving her a diamond solitaire and of course she said yes because girls love shiny things. Sources say they’re planning a spring wedding.
“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.
Right. A huge fashionista event. Sounds like Tom Brady is a huge homo. Granted, I don’t even know what a fashionista event is and, sure, Tom bangs supermodels and dumps them when they’re pregnant to move on to his next supermodel and repeats this ad nauseam but… Hold on. I forgot where I was going with this.
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