Lisa Bonet

Former Cosby kid Lisa Bonet changed her name to Lilakoi Moon back in 1995. She already has a 20-year-old daughter, Zoe, and another one, Lola, but she recently gave birth to a baby boy and gave him a name crazier than hers. According to HuffPo, Bonet’s son shall from hereon in be known as Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. A fan forum explains:

He was born on the stormest, rainy night.

so Nakoa(warrior)…Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)…

The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason’s.

You can’t even put this into initials. That’s how dumb the name is. You might as well tattoo a bullseye on his face. Teachers won’t even be able stop bullies from kicking his ass. They’ll go, “Hey! Stop picking on Naka.., Nako.. Nacho..,” before throwing their hands up in frustration and walking away. My spell check pretty much blew up when I ran it on this.

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