Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima has long professed that she is a virgin and will be until she is married. It took a while for her NBA boyfriend Marko Jaric to figure it out, but he finally married her on Valentine’s Day in a small ceremony attended by close friends and family. Lima wrote on her MySpace:
An IMPORTANT blog, MARRIAGE :)
By this point, some people know about my big news! Yes, I like to keep my life personal but I did become married on Valentine Day to the love of my life. I am SO happy inside and I want to spread my love!
The marriage was very small and not most friends and family could attend because it was a quick decision. Luckily, we will be having another wedding this summer that will be a bigger event!
We have not decided where it will be because my family is in Brasil and Marko is from Serbia. It will be great no matter where!
And finally, there are rumors of me pregnant. I just cannot say.. YET! .
If the rumors of a pregnancy are true, that either means it only took her one week to get pregnant or she had sex before Valentine’s Day thereby violating her sacred vows. That or Marko tricked Adriana into thinking “sex” meant something completely different. Like, one day he pointed to a donut and said, “This is sex.” Which could explain why they never eat donuts anymore.
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