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Anne Hathaway was at the Oscars

I can’t get past Anne Hathaway’s exaggerated features. If you drew a caricature of her, she’d just be two eyes, a nose and a gaping mouth on roller skates. Plus, she’s so white and reflective. Depending on the time of day, you’d probably get sunburned if you stood next to her. One time I tried to throw a snowball at her, but she harnessed the Sun’s rays and melted it before it even touched her.

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