A nutjob in LA has filed a $4 billion class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus. Lucie J. Kim claims Miley purposely mocked Asians by slanting her eyes and that the 1 million+ Asian Pacific Islanders she supposedly represents in L.A. county are entitled to $4,000 each in damages for a civil rights violation. TMZ explains:
Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she “knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”
Kim says Miley’s “just a kid” defense doesn’t fly. She says it’s like Paris Hilton claiming to be just a kid. Ouch.
Everyone agrees that Miley Cyrus was just doing dumb things teenagers do and that scolding her wasn’t only justified, but extremely entertaining. This, however, is going a little too far. It’s the equivalent of being taunted at school and then suing the bully when all you have to do is kick him in the balls. So why don’t they just let Lucie J. Kim and the people she represents do that? Have them all kick Miley in the box if it’ll make them feel better. Anything to put an end to this retarded lawsuit.
Wait. What the. Is she doing that face again? That bitch.
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