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Bar Refaeli makes the cover of Sports Illustrated

We did it, Bar!  After months of hard work, we made the cover of Sports Illustrated. What’s say you and I celebrate our victory with drinks at my place. Say around 8 o’clock? Washing your hair? Alright. A girl can’t have smelly hair, I guess. How about 9? Laundry? I get it. Gotta look good when you come over. 10 o’clock then. Oh, ok. Need to make a call first? No problemo. Hey, don’t numbers usually have more than three digits? Hmm. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to avoid me.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

If I could only share with her the picture of my computer screen with jizz dripping down the front of it over the top of her tits, she’d be mine!

Laura
Laura
12 years ago

wasn’t there reports about a yr ago that she was knocked up by Leo? whatever happened to that?

ZZ
ZZ
12 years ago

Ya know, she’s got The Body going on and all that, and she’s Israeli which means she can probably kick my ass, but I just don’t think she’s really all that pretty. Her face is kind of plain.

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