We did it, Bar! After months of hard work, we made the cover of Sports Illustrated. What’s say you and I celebrate our victory with drinks at my place. Say around 8 o’clock? Washing your hair? Alright. A girl can’t have smelly hair, I guess. How about 9? Laundry? I get it. Gotta look good when you come over. 10 o’clock then. Oh, ok. Need to make a call first? No problemo. Hey, don’t numbers usually have more than three digits? Hmm. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to avoid me.
More after the jump.