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Benji Madden and Katy Perry?

Katy Perry and Benji Madden were both spotted at LAVO at The Palazzo on Valentine’s day getting cozy with each other. Sources say the two “dominated LAVO’s VIP section on the dance floor” and they “sat together and chatted closely.”

“Katy grabbed the microphone and addressed the crowd, telling all “Screw boys, we got girls!” as her hit “I Kissed a Girl” began to play in the background. Despite her instructions to the club goers, Katy clearly only had eyes for Benji.”

Benji could hump a rattlesnake and it’d be a step up from Paris Hilton. Jumping from Paris to Katy is like winning the Super Bowl when just last year you were surviving off of cat pee.

I’m not sure how credible these reports are though. I could put my hands all over girls at clubs too, but that doesn’t mean we’re together. It just means security hasn’t caught me yet.

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Laura
Laura
15 years ago

she looks really flat chested in this pic!

The RZA
The RZA
15 years ago

The comments from “sources” or “a friend” are utterly hilarious. And usually bullshit.

PunkA
PunkA
15 years ago

I hear she totally dissed Benji and who wouldn’t. He is just nasty and a poser.

chickmagnetstuff
15 years ago

yep winning the super bowl that is definitely the feeling having this chick humping you

glamour shots
15 years ago

Katy’s gonna break your heart dude