This has nothing to do with celebrities, but a 14-year-old boy in China was killed when a gas cylinder chair, common in all offices, exploded into his rectum. The extensive bleeding that followed killed him. The blast came from the highly pressurized gas which is used to raise and lower a chair. Ouch.
I can’t say I’m surprised. That’s how they do it. They lull you into a false sense of security with their comfortable leather padding and adjustable heights and then, bam, one day they explode shards of themselves into your rectum and you die from extensive anal bleeding. Is there no one that can save us from these vile monsters?
Goddamnit why did you post this now I need to go buy a new chair.
and Jesus wept…
~Sadly shakes head and counts her blessings yet again in this horrible world.~
oo sweet Jesus, how horrific!!! I gotta change my chair!!!
oh i pray in the name of jesus that his family b comforted. how sad 2 die like that.
FAKE
“The extensive bleeding that followed killed him.”
I see no blood.
Anywhere.
At all.
From the article, it seems like it would be internal bleeding in his rectum. Not an open gash.
OMG O_O I need to get one of those.
Damn. thats fucked up. Good thing I use a regular plastic chair to sit on my computer.
I agree with the fake comment. There would be some blood, somwhere.
BARNICLES!! Kim K just sat on this chair! thus making her dress climb up her a-hole…
This reminds me of when I was anally penetrated by my priest. He asked me to sit on his lap and bounce up and down. That was fine till he told me to remove my pants and underwear. Next thing I knew, there was blood and semen running down my legs and I was crying.
Sad days….
It’s so sad to see these chairs running amok in society, completely unchecked.
How many of our children have to be literally raped and killed by these chairs before we finally take action?!?
Stupid f**k!