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Chris Brown choked out Rihanna

Rihanna @ another pre-grammy party

I know you guys can’t go 5 minutes without a Chris Brown / Rihanna update so here you go. Current reports indicate Rihanna is cooperating with police after the DA told them to gather more evidence.

According to a source, the two were driving through the Hancock Park neighborhood when they got into an argument. Chris pulled his Lamborghini over and that’s when Rihanna took the keys and threw it out the window.

An already pissed off Brown went to find it. When he came back, he started to choke Rihanna and said, “I’m going to kill you.” She lost consciousness soon after, but when she came to, Chris was gone.

According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.

Officers took two sets of photographs of the banged-up singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the district attorney.

Wow. Jeffrey Dahmer would even call Chris Brown a monster. The only way this could get any worse is if Rihanna was pregnant at the time and now she’s not. And if after choking out Rihanna, Chris went to the zoo and killed a panda bear. In front of its panda babies.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

Well now she’s unattached, I’ll have to meet up with her and try out my best pick up line on her:
“Does this smell like chloroform?”

That never fails.

I can always bring the girls home with that one!

dani
11 years ago

hahahahahaha,I am still laughing .. in front of its panda babies… that was hilarious man….hahaha

Laura
Laura
11 years ago

all i can say is chris brown’s career is O-V-E-R. not like he his music was great or anything. I’d rather stick a sharpend pencil into my eyeball than listen to his sh*t.

chewy
chewy
11 years ago

why didn’t rihanna tap out?

lilly
11 years ago

She is a weak woman…I would have had Chris screaming for his mama or at least we both would have been f**ked up only he woulda walked away with my foot in his a*s

jon
jon
11 years ago

yep, the cops took her to the hospital in their squad car. nice! while she was knocked the f*ck out, the officers took turns feeling the poor bitch up, sucking her titties, and eating her pussy. good job! fuck the ambulance…too many witnesses…

lil_missi
lil_missi
11 years ago
Reply to  jon

ur so rude n gross a**hole

lil_missi
lil_missi
11 years ago

hmmmhh i thoght dat chris was a hot guy n didn’t hit a lady but after dis i would never ever b wit some1 like dat

MzS.OfFiCeR
MzS.OfFiCeR
11 years ago

OmFg!!! DamN DaT NiKkA b tRipPin
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wow
wow
11 years ago

i heard rhianna was wating to go shoot up heroin and chris was like
I don’t want nobody else
Without you theres no one left and
You’re like Jordans on Saturday
I gotta have you and I can not wait now
Hey little shorty
Say you care for me
You know I care for you
You know that I’ll be true
You know that I won’t lie
You know that I will try
To be your everything

then, she said um shooting up any way chris breezy,
so then he kicked her to sleep

Necii
Necii
11 years ago

lolz

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