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Chris Brown could face nine years, didn’t use weapon

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Chris Brown was charged with making criminal threats rather than domestic abuse because suspects are usually charged with the most serious crime. Later on, the D.A. decides to file additional charges. TMZ explains:

Given there were allegedly visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison. Domestic abuse is four years.

Meanwhile, TMZ recanted its statement that Chris Brown used a weapon during the assault on Rihanna. At first, they discovered the police report cited Penal Code Section 245 which meant assault with a deadly weapon, but they confirmed that no weapon was involved. Unless of course, like me, Chris Brown’s hands are considered deadly weapons. Ki-ya!

Ironically, there does seem to be evidence of an umbrella being in the car which should lend its way to an endless amount of umbrella-ella-ella jokes. Ugh.

One reputable law enforcement source said Rihanna had contusions and bite marks. Wait, bite marks? Is Chris Brown 12? Did he drop an ice cream sandwich on her? Because that’s the only time you’re ever allowed to bite a girl. Except if you have a safe word. Mine is banana. You can hear me shouting it whenever I see Tara Reid in a bikini.

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Ezekiel Zollicoffer
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Fuck Rihanna chris bron neede to whoop dat ass because she shouldn’t have thrown his keys out of the car CHRIS BREZZY IS STILL MY NI99a…… Ah Chris brown take her ass down hahahaha…… NINE years For your ass BITch

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“EZEKIEL ZOLLICOFFER” IS A FUCKING HATER TO THE MAX!!! HITTING HER FOR ANY REASON IS VERY WRONG!! HITTING ANY WOMAN IS WRONG YOU IDIOT!! WHEN A GUY DOES THAT IT JUST SHOWS HOW BIG OF A PUSSY YOU ARE!! SO DON’T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE A MAN HITS A WOMAN IT MAKES HIM A MAN IT MAKES HIM A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!OKAY!! OH AND ALSO FUCKING MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS DUMD ASS!!

me
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me

shut up ezekiel

Lisa
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Lisa

To be honest i have heard a rumor that she was growning at him about alexander blurke that new x factor lass for having a crush on him so apperently he got pi**ed off with her and punshed her.If he get nine years then thats just stupid,

He deserves better than rihanna anyday. NO OFFENCE rihhanna either way you shouldnt have been nasty to alexander blurke

Lisa
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Lisa

But i still like rihanna aswell

Rasharn
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Rasharn

I think you should be able to treat anyone how you wanted to be treated. rihanna started to treat him like shit in the agument so Chris done what we have all done at least once: he went overboard. She is a stupid bitch and she had it coming but the very second chris kicked her ass, HE should have known he was done for. And to you (*TiNy*… your weak. I treat EVERYONE like a human. ANYONE who goes overboard with me needs to know that its a BIG mistake to mess with me. Man and woman. I must… Read more »

seth
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seth

chris need to be sentence and hard labour in jail as well

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