Look! It’s Danica Patrick doing a bikini shoot in Sports Illustrated. She races cars. Vroom vroom. Wheee!
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Countdown till she does Playboy, *tick tock *tick tock
I’d like to see her sliding her snatch up and down the gear shift of my toyota!
Count down ’til she does “Hustler!!”
Countdown till she does Playboy, *tick tock *tick tock
I’d like to see her sliding her snatch up and down the gear shift of my toyota!
Count down ’til she does “Hustler!!”