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Everyone hates Jennifer Aniston

Danica Patrick @ The Teen Choice Awards

If there were ever a movie made about female race car star Danica Patrick, she would prefer if Angelina Jolie played her. Not Jennifer Aniston though. That would be utterly ridiculous.

“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers.

“Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on.

What about Jennifer Aniston?

“I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”

Note that Danica Patrick is 26, Angelina Jolie is 33 and Jennifer Aniston is 40. Seems strange that another 7 years makes that big of a difference. Danica should just come out and say what we all know she’s thinking. Aniston is an old, withered cow and shouldn’t be in anything unless it premieres on Lifetime or the 10’clock news.

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chelsy
chelsy
11 years ago

please that thing needs to stop speaking.26 r u joking.she looks older than jennifer nway.i thought she was a transvestite.stop using other people to get press.

TESS
TESS
11 years ago

sure. Wouldn’t have said better.

Fin
Fin
11 years ago

This hag and that other hag (Jolie) together couldn’t paint Jennifer Aniston’s toenails.

Tkay
Tkay
11 years ago

Oh my! Chelsy and Fin, you’re really funny. I sincerely love your wit. And like Tess, you couldn’t have said it better! Giggling…

annie
annie
11 years ago

Jolie is more of an action actresses or should say use to be. Lately I have notices jolie looking a lot older and dressing down to what she use to look like. Someone needs to tell her motherhood is making her looked drained. she use to take care of herself. aniston looks fresher & younger as jolie..

taep
taep
11 years ago
Reply to  annie

jen has no one to care about except for herself. jolie has an entire family, a working husband, work, and she and brad do a lot of charity work. not to mention that EVERYTHING her family does or any argument her and her husband gets into is in the public eye jen? all i’ve heard is that she’s rebuilt her house, has been flirting with a few candidates (that have rejected her) and she doesn’t seem like she likes herself. she need kids or family or something she seems so lost. :( poor thing and she got too childish when… Read more »

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