Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed on Thursday at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica in a small, intimate ceremony which included only immediate family, Brady’s 1 1/2 year old son and his ex, Bridget Moynahan.
Together, scientists expect their DNA will high five and create a superrace of humans. Any babies born less than 9 pounds will be thrown in a ditch somewhere in rural Mexico.
He had his freshly exed ex at the wedding?! P I M P