Halle Berry is at the NAACP awards

What the hell? Halle Berry is 42? What did she do, sacrifice babies on an altar? She looks at most 30 and her tits look at most 25. What’s her secret to such youthful appearance? Is it like mine where I do a few chants before punching little kids? Because I don’t know if that really works. I just enjoy doing it.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

Do you think she would try a new regimen?
I could provide her with daily doses of Capt. Cornhole’s special skin cream. She could rub it on her face and tits.
I’ve got jars of this stuff. I fill one every couple of days and have been saving it for 15 years. I don’t know if it will take years off her life if she uses it, but it will take years of my life if she does.

15 years ago

Cornhole, I could take years off your life too. I’d consider it an honor. Just hold still while I get the spray.