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How dare you, sir

A few days ago, German fashion designer Wolfgang Joop attacked Heidi Klum calling her “too fat” to walk the runway. He also pretended to shovel food in his mouth as he described how Heidi would be a total failure at modeling. Alright, that part isn’t true, but he would have done it eventually.

“No way,” Joop (64) told BILD. “She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

To everyone’s surprise, being called big breasted and good-natured isn’t a huge insult because Heidi “hottest Victoria’s Secret model” Klum shrugged it off.

“Do I look like I care?” Klum asked Monday as she gave fans makeup tips using her new Spring Look kit. “I really don’t think about [Joop or what he said]. What am I supposed to say? It’s his opinion. What do you think?”

She then went on to tease a pole dancing episode for Germany’s Next Top Model, at which point, everyone called Joop “extremely gay” before taking off their pants and feigning interest in what Heidi said next.

“I’m headed to White Plains right after this because I have my ‘Germany’s Next Top Model’ girls here, and we’re all having a pole dance lesson,” smiled Klum. “I’ve never done it before, but I know that pole dancing is very in right now. It’s an actual workout.

“I don’t know how good I’ll be, or what I’ll be wearing,” she added with a wink. “But I’m going to give it my best effort.”

“It remains to be seen where it will end up airing,” she said. “I don’t deal with the deals for TV. It’s not up to me. [Executive producer] Harvey [Weinstein] does those deals. If I were the dealmaker, we would have already been airing months ago.”

Whoa. How’d I end up here? I could have sworn I had died and gone to heaven.

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kathrin
kathrin
15 years ago

oh wow…these “news” already aired about a year ago…

PunkA
PunkA
15 years ago

Let’s be honest. Since she popped out baby Seals, she is not a waify thin as she used to be. She is older too, and that happens. But she is still amazingly hot and has a great personality that makes her seem attainable to the average schlub. I understand that the snobs in fashion want models that seem unattainable to promote their drivel. It is part of their own marketing and packaging that is ‘couture’. So in that regard, that guy is a total hypocrite.

Rougelatete
Rougelatete
15 years ago

I can’t believe people are still using “gay” as an insult. Get with the program!

chickmagnetstuff
15 years ago

Joop dude you want a thin girl go dig her up at the cemetery, Heidi looks great just the way she is

TANKER
TANKER
15 years ago

she is just fine~~~ nothing is wrong with her

you freakin idotic fashion critics are all fagots!!

Should all burn in hell for dissing HEIDI!!

glamour shots
15 years ago

Heidi is fine to me