Shortly after winning Best International Female at the Brit Awards in the UK, Katy Perry went backstage, puked and left. Katy called the incident “punk rock” in a text message sent to America’s rainbow headed blogger, Perez Hilton.
“I’m so sick right now, but they said I should show up because something special might happen. Thank you to everyone at my record label. (I proved) I work pretty hard because I want to die right now,” said Katy in her acceptance speech.
You know what would be punk rock? If Katy Perry punched Perez Hilton in the face. Wait, would that be punk rock or a misdemeanor? Whatever. I don’t think it makes a difference. Katy Perry should do it because she has double D’s and that gives her a license… to thrill!
Here she is at the Brit Awards in her Hello Kitty! leather outfit. The future of fashion, she is.
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