During an interview with Q Magazine, Lily Allen made out with her boyfriend and admitted that they’d slept together. She also said he has a “nice” cock.
“The hunk in my kitchen.
“Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along.
“Quite young, for me. What d’you wanna know? How big his c*** is? It’s very nice.”
I bet the only thing the reporter asked was, “How are you?,” before she launched into that rant.
Lily then started talking about getting lap dances at strip clubs like the Spearmint Rhino where she stayed for six hours.
“I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day actually, for six hours. I’ve had lap dances there. It’s fun. I like having a chat with the strippers.”
The singer insists she’s not gay despite another recent confession that she “snogged lesbian twins on a couch in San Diego”.
Wow. Most perfect woman in the world? Yes. Most perfect woman in the world. If you could combine Lily’s personality, with Lindsay Lohan’s rack and Megan Fox’s body, you’d have the ultimate girlfriend. That or a failed experiment you dump in the Hudson river.