Lindsay Lohan loves being difficult

Lindsay Lohan spent Saturday morning arguing with Delta airline about not being able to be seated in first class because her flight from Tampa, FL was overbooked. Lindsay, distraught at the thought of having to sit with the peons in business or economy who first class witnesses say had every intention of harming her, tried everything she could to get her way including stomping around the airport and throwing a temper tantrum like a two year old.

According to an insider, passengers laughed as the starlet acted incredibly entitled (and embarrassed), stomped around and warned a friend traveling with her: “you’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.”

Lindsay was eventually moved to first class. Thank god. By the sounds of it, she barely escaped a potential mugging and rape in economy. It’s like Lord of the Flies back there. That’s why when I fly, I always fly first class. The one time I had the misfortune of sitting in economy, I thought I saw a minority. It almost gave me a heart attack.

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13 years ago

Mu-hahah! This little treat has it all, and rest assured the black, pulsating mass inside her isn’t limited to the dildo she prefers to have slammed up her nether regions! I’ll be waiting luv-muffin!

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13 years ago

Too bad the nice people in 1st class had to suffer. I wonder if she knows that if she dies, no one will miss her.

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