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Mickey Rourke is quite the dresser

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Twenty years from now people will realize just how much of a fashion maverick Mickey Rourke really was and that he didn’t just pick the first thing he saw out of a box labeled “extremely retarded outfits” which he purchased at a flea market in 1982.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

Dude ought to have gray hairs on his balls, but he shaves them (if his manner of dress are any indication).

Deal is, you shave your junk you are a f*g. I don’t care if you f**k 30 women a week you are a f*g!

In Mickey’s case, he’s trolling craigslist for 20 year old twinks who will host his wrinkled ass for a quicky. That or holding out for Tommy-girl and a LTR.

What a F*G!

chewy
chewy
11 years ago

he looks like kevin kline with a wig.

The RZA
The RZA
11 years ago

You’d better be careful what you write about him or you could be the next “f****t” to have his “fucking legs broken”.

He does look like a tit though.

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