Miley Cyrus is practical

It’s always mind blowing to see a bike as a millionaire’s preferred mode of transportation. You don’t often see normal people on bikes, period. Especially not ones wearing flowy dresses and carrying an oversized handbag. Unless of course you count that crazy crossdresser who rides around your local grocery store ringing his bike bell and stopping every so often to show unwilling strangers the dead rats he’s collected in his purse. Miley Cyrus can afford to have a bunch of men draw her around town in a carriage, but no, she chooses to ride her Electra. Good for her. I wouldn’t be able to show the same restraint.