Rihanna speaks

Rihanna’s reps, waiting until her 21st birthday, today, released their first statement regarding the beatdown delivered by Chris Brown.

“At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time.”

She should have added “rainbows are beautiful.” You know. To confuse Chris Brown and make him really anxious. Like, make him think she just gave the go-ahead to her hired ninja assassins.