South Carolina may file criminal charges against Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps and a bong

Michael Phelps should have tried harder to get that photo of him hitting a bong off the market because no authorities in South Carolina are considering a criminal charge against him. No specific charge has been mentioned, but Lt. Chris Cowan said Richland County sheriffs are investigating the photo taken during a November house party.

South Carolina police must have a lot of time on their hands to be looking into this. They must have run out of rapists and murderers to apprehend so now they have to devote their efforts to college kids smoking pot. What a valuable use of police resources. Maybe later they can hunt down children running lemonade stands and fine them for not having proper permits and licenses.