Michael Phelps’ troubles aren’t even close to being over. Subway has begun purging any reference to Phelps from their website in advance of publicly dropping the Olympian’s sponsorship, a deal which was made not too long ago at the end of November.
Sources tell Buzzroom that Subway is pissed off and are discussing legal and monetary ramifications. In short, they want to “get rid of this embarrassment.”
Phelps is still high so he probably doesn’t even know what’s going on. Here. I’ll put it in terms he understands. Without corporate sponsorships, you will have no money. Without money, you will have no pot. Without either weed or money, you will be nothing but a goofy face. Hence, you will not get laid. Wait. Did you hear that? It sounded like someone was screaming, “Noooooo!”
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