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“The Hills” is ending

Lauren Conrad Out and About

Season five will be The Hills‘ last. Lauren Conrad talking to Seventeen magazine revealed that she wanted to “walk away from it while it’s still a great thing. I always want to remember it that way. I gave MTV a deadline and said, ‘This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.’ ”

Right. Because The Hills is the defining show of our time. Watching Lauren Conrad and company blankly stare at each other from across a dinner table will be the most profound thing we see this century. It makes The Shield look like Jerry Springer. Seriously. I could vomit out a better show.

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