Usher’s wife is in stable condition


Tameka Foster, Usher’s wife, is in stable condition following complications suffered during “routine surgery” in Brazil. Usher canceled his pre-Grammy performance to fly to Tameka’s bedside. The “routine surgery” was some type of plastic surgery (cough*vaginalreconstruction*cough).

Note that this wasn’t done in the US. This was done in Brazil. A place where the rules are a little less strict. You could ask them to sew you a three-headed hell hound if you wanted. An operation the holier than thou doctors in America call unethical. Obviously they don’t realize how awesome and menacing a three-headed Rottweiler could be. I was going to name it “Frickin’ Sweet.” I had the dog tag printed and everything.

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“The bad news is that she’s an idiot who wears a crown to celebrate her birthday at a concert.” Umm, I thought the bad news was that she’s an idiot who has sex with a strange man who she surely knows is planning to take everything she has and then throw her away like a used paper cup.

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