The latest issue of that magazine that everyone thought had died, Details, put A-Rod on the cover. Right below text that reads, “How Jesus can save your career.” Does Details think A-Rod is Jesus or that Jesus saved A-Rod’s career? I’m a little confused.
Although, what’s more confusing is the photo they included of him kissing himself in the mirror. Am I to interpret this as A-Rod is gay for himself or is this just how he practiced kissing Madonna? Because if it’s the latter, that wouldn’t be realistic at all. Madonna has much bigger traps and a thicker mustache.
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