Amy Winehouse is in trouble

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault and will appear in court later this month to answer to claims that she punched a dancer at a charity ball last September. Sherene Flash, the victim, said the incident occurred when she asked for a picture with Winehouse. Amy agreed, but when Flash asked if her friend could also be in the picture, Amy punched her in the eye and ran off crying: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this anymore.”

Total drama queen. Amy does the same thing when Starbucks gets her order wrong which is why half the servers there have black eyes. Sometimes she doesn’t even order anything and just comes in to punch them in the face. Serves them right for doing whatever it was they were doing at the time.

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15 years ago

Is the eye makeup tattooed already?