I’m not entirely sure what happened here, but it looks like NBC 26 aired a segment on some godless pastry known as wheat donuts and they must have really liked it because the photo was captioned with “So good, you’ll suck dick.” Although, I’m not entirely convinced. I feel like I should try them first. Then maybe we’ll talk about the dick sucking thing.
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